Last year, I had a chat with my cousin about being single. I asked him why he has not found us all a nice lady friend to get drunk with at family parties; he gave the best response ever.
‘I know what I want, what qualities are the perfect woman for me, why would I settle for anything less?’
This short sentence has stuck with me since, even more so now that I am getting asked this question, although I’m after a nice man, sorry ladies 😉 So, I have decided to compile a list of my own (this list in non-exhaustive of course)
My perfect guy:
- Must have an amazing sense of humour, not the personality of a sweaty mop
- He must have the ability to make me laugh even in the worse situations and especially when I have a ‘little woman syndrome’ flare up
- Great hair – indie/mod cut all day long, man buns need not apply!!
- A good sense of style, I’m a rare breed that thinks grey sweat pants a vile. As are beige shoes. I like to get dressed up, I don’t want to be stood with some guy in his finest trackys, no matter how well they have been ironed
- Taller than me, which isn’t too much to ask being 5ft nothing
- Isn’t easily offended, I have the mouth of a drunken sailor and WILL call you a dick at some point, usually for no reason
- He has to be creative and have imagination
- Know what he wants from life & is ambitious
- Be family orientated, i love my family, we are all equally bonkers and throw a boss party!
- No serial killer traits appart from the charm of course
- Not feminine at all, I want a man, not a woman
- Finally, confidence and a positive outlook!
I know I sound like the kids from Mary Poppins looking for a nanny, I am fully aware that such a fella does not exist and will not find this blog entry will drift to him ripped up from a fireplace; I may have to compromise. I must point out that I will NEVER compromise for a guy on the grey sweaty pants or beige shoes front, he can fuck right off.
You are doing exactly the right thing, don’t settle. Keep looking for the right guy and when you least expect it he will show up.
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Thanks Scott!
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